The Congressional Medical License to Practice Obamacare

14 Mar The Congressional Medical License to Practice Obamacare

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Look at that picture of the Congressional Medical License. Isn’t that impressive? (Some people refer to it as the Obamacare law, but I think my name is more accurate). I sure am glad that all those DC folks went to medical school so they would acutely understand what they were messing with.

Feel better? Think about that when your loved one or, God forbid, even you, are rolling into surgery or getting chemotherapy.  Good thing those politicians have our backs, what with death such a permanent thing and all. After years of seamless government operations and efficiency, it only makes perfect sense that they should challenge themselves with trying to manage our very survival. They do everything else so well, it just seemed like a good time to tackle something that would really give the US Government a stretch. It is also comforting to know that Congress is perfectly capable of policing itself. I hear rumors that incoming congressmen have to take a medical ethics class during orientation; if you ask me, that is just an obvious and smart move.

And the fact that it has been signed by the Medical Director himself, Barack Obama, really makes me sleep well at night. No grand social experiment on us guinea pigs here, oh no. He has years…I mean months…I mean days, of actual “roll up your sleeves” real world experience in oncology, infectious disease, urology, neurosurgery, cardiology, geriatrics, medical devices, pathology, clinical chemistry, pharmaceuticals, emergency medicine, molecular diagnostics, internal medicine, obstetrics, gynecology, and orthopedics.

Nancy Pelosi took an online advanced placement course in medicine and blew away the numbers, so of course she has not seen the Congressional Medical License (said she didn’t need too). However, she still leaned forward enough to lead the charge. When plastic surgery was being debated, our Medical Director and Chief, knowing his limitations and the time bomb he was dealing with, called in Nancy Pelosi for some insight. Ever the penny pincher and not wanting to mess with the face of America, she recommended that plastic surgery not be included in the bill. I love a fiscal conservative.

As the baby boomers get sick and need all these services, like a tsunami coming for the coast, the younger people will just have to pick up the check; they should not worry. By the time they are ready for the gurney all the bugs will be worked out of the system. If they have a problem I am sure they will be able to contact our Medical Director at his Presidential Library in Hawaii. Not sure what he will be able to do, being long gone and all, but he does enjoy listening. After all, that is what Nancy Pelosi said just last week on TV. Really, Google it if you don’t believe me.

 

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Michael Daugherty is President & CEO of LabMD, an Atlanta-based clinical and anatomic medical laboratory with a national client base. Mike founded LabMD in 1996 after 14 years in surgical device sales with U.S. Surgical Corp. and Mentor Corporation.

Outside of LabMD, enjoys playing tennis, travel, and flying his Cirrus SR22 Turbo single engine aircraft.

 

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Michael Daugherty is President & CEO of LabMD, an Atlanta-based clinical and anatomic medical laboratory with a national client base. Mike founded LabMD in 1996 after 14 years in surgical device sales with U.S. Surgical Corp. and Mentor Corporation. Outside of LabMD, enjoys playing tennis, travel, and flying his Cirrus SR22 Turbo single engine aircraft.